- M W
Marlon WayansShorty Meeks
- S W
Shawn WayansRay Wilkins
- A F
Anna FarisCindy Campbell
- R H
Regina HallBrenda Meeks
- D W
Damon Wayans Jr.Agent Underwood
- G W
Gregg WayansBrad Meeks
- K W
Kim WayansNurse Ratchett
- B Z
Benny ZielkeJess Phillippe
- C S
Cameron Scott RobertsJack Kirsch
- C O
Cheri OteriGail Hailstorm
- C E
Chris ElliottShorthand
- D S
Dave SheridanDoofy Gilmore / Ghostface (voice)
- H G
Heidi GardnerAgent Berger
- L M
Lochlyn MunroGreg Phillippe
- O R
Olivia Rose KeeganSara Campbell
- R S
Ruby SnowberElle
- S L
Savannah Lee NassifTuesday Campbell
- S P
Sydney ParkDei Meeks
- J A
Jon AbrahamsBobby Prinze
- M L
Michael LeavyMall Parent (uncredited)
- K C
Kai CenatKai Cenat
- P M
Paige MobleyInfluencer
- F S
Fedor SteerArtie Claus
- C C
Chip CarriereMall Santa
- A A
Anthony AndersonAnthony Anderson
- K T
Kenan ThompsonJermaine Jackson
- T T
Teyana TaylorTeyana Taylor
- S O
Shaquille O'NealShaquille O'Neal
- C E
Carmen ElectraBartender
- C A
Charlene AmoiaPearl Lady
- G V
Glenn VandagriffFBI Agent
- I C
Ilia Christmas WayansHostess
- C W
Craig WayansShorty’s Friend
- A J
Axl July Ivory WayansLittle Girl at the Mall
- K W
Keeanu WayansLittle Boy at the Mall
- D C
Deon ColePastor Prime
- D E
D.C. ErvinClarence the Candy Man
- F R
Felissa RoseBar Patron
- N J
Nedim JahićRick Landers
- S K
Scott KasicsFeatured Date at Restaurant (uncredited)
