- M W
Marlon WayansShorty / 'Joe' / 'Tiffany' / Count Brolock
- S W
Shawn WayansRay
- A F
Anna FarisCindy
- R H
Regina HallBrenda
- O R
Olivia Rose KeeganSara
- S L
Savannah Lee NassifTuesday
- C S
Cameron Scott RobertsJack
- S P
Sydney ParkDEI
- G W
Gregg WayansBrad
- B Z
Benny ZielkeJess
- R S
Ruby SnowberElle
- D S
Dave SheridanDoofy / Ghostface (voice)
- C O
Cheri OteriGail Hailstorm
- L M
Lochlyn MunroGreg
- K W
Kim WayansNurse Ratchett
- C E
Chris ElliottShorthand
- H G
Heidi GardnerAgent Berger
- J A
Jon AbrahamsBobby Prinze
- P M
Paige MobleyInfluencer
- F S
Fedor SteerArtie Claus
- C C
Chip CarriereMall Santa
- A A
Anthony AndersonAnthony Anderson
- K T
Kenan Thompson'Jermaine'
- T T
Teyana TaylorTeyana Taylor
- S O
Shaquille O'NealShaquille O'Neal
- C E
Carmen ElectraBartender
- C A
Charlene AmoiaPearl Lady
- G V
Glenn VandagriffFBI Agent
- I C
Ilia Christmas WayansHostess
- K C
Kai CenatKai Cenat
- C W
Craig WayansShorty's Friend
- M M
Maurice Mo HillShorty's Friend
- A J
Axl July Ivory WayansLittle Girl at the Mall
- K W
Keeanu WayansLittle Boy at the Mall
- D C
Deon ColePastor Prime
- D E
D.C. ErvinClarence the Candy Man
- F R
Felissa RoseBar Patron
- L M
Leah MerrittWhite Woman
- G M
Genesis MooreVictorian Sista
- D W
Damon Wayans Jr.Agent Underwood
- G J
Grace JunotAgent Redding
- H M
Hattie M. BakerYoung Sara
- B D
Bryson Dean HaneyPreppy Kid
- E F
Eric FeltesOld School Queen
- K T
Kelly TiddesIvana Cutyou
- B M
Brandi Marie KingRose Lady
- J M
Jené Marie MooreSubway Dancer
- L T
Logan TiddesMummy
- J M
Justin MilesDoctor
- S C
Sydney CastilloConstruction Worker
- C A
Cara AnnMarieBusiness Woman
- R P
Robert PralgoPsych Ward Doctor
- D R
Diallo RiddleRandom Black Guy
- M F
Marlon FisherRastafarian
- M W
Mar WayansStankfinger32
- S H
Shawn Howell WayansFamousanus117
- J F
JJ FieldMahdick723
- P B
Phil BiedronFather
- B V
Ben VanderMeyDelivery Man
- M L
Marcus LewisLarry
- S K
Scott KasicsFeatured Date at Restaurant (uncredited)
- N J
Nedim JahićRick Landers (uncredited)
- M L
Michael LeavyMall Parent (uncredited)
